THE BARONESS AND THE ILLEGAL ALIEN

"Illegal Alien? I didn't know"
Claimed the Scottish Baroness,
"I just made a simple mistake.
"There was no way for me to guess."

"Well!" said the immigration man,
"It isn't very hard;
"You could check her passport
"Or her work permit, or identification card."

"Ah! but I thought she was a local"
The Baroness then said
"What?" said he, "With purple skin.
"Five arms and an extra head?"
Bato