SAFELY TO SCHOOL

Our local council, a lovely bunch of blokes

Decided to have a game, to play a little joke.

They cancelled all the buses across to Coedylan

And nominated a safe route, a cunning little plan.

This has helped the police out in a strangely effective way

'Cos now they know exactly where the pervs will go to play.

And there no longer is a problem with teens who're overweight

The bullies take their lunch before they’re near the school gate.

And they tell us teenagers just don't do exercise

At Coedylan Comprehensive that's just a pack of lies.

To avoid bullies and perverts, the kids are all running

And what is surprising, (it's practically stunning)

Is the council has now provided a pool

And the children are able to swim into school.

Bato

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